Harry Potter, Disney, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Name of the Wind, The Queen's Thief, and really anything that makes me laugh :)
  • mc-squidward:




    i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong”

    the twilight one is like abstract poetry

    If you read it all together it’s like the most awkward, tense conversation ever.

    "My name is Katniss Everdeen," I sighed. Nothing happened.

    "I don’t know," he sighed.

    Harry looked around, I shake my head and shrugged.

    Harry stared. “I am seventeen years old.”

    I frowned and he waited.

    "My home is District 12."

    Harry chuckled and said nothing. Now I wish I had.

    I laughed. We looked at each other. I swallowed hard. He shrugged. Harry blinked and hesitates. I flinched.

    He looked around. “I’m not really surprised.”

    I took a deep breath, something he didn’t have last time. “Something is wrong.”

    He didn’t answer. He stood up.


    (via meesh-winchester)

  • vzxy:

    Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

    (via veralidaiine)

  • thebaconsandwichofregret:


    why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

    we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

    “there are bees here lets leave immediately”

    (Source: kimbbearlyold, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

  • distractedbyshinyobjects

    re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

    Things I did not know, but should.

    (via elfgrove)

    This is a post that might save a life. 

    (via str8nochaser)

    My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

    (via darkjez)

    Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

    (via callingoutsexists)

    A friend of mine was having a cardiac episode recently, and it began with jaw pain. I had never heard of this before, and god help us, she had to explain to me how cardiac events present in women WHILE HAVING ONE. (I didn’t disbelieve her, I just had idea what the jaw pain meant.)

    She is fine now. But if your heart is failing, I suspect you have better things to do than explain to your slow but well-meaning friend the symptoms of a heart attack in women.

    (via thatassholewhat)

    (via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

  • "Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

    And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world."
  • Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (page 176) or as I like to call it: A summary of all seven Harry Potter books in one sentence.  (via scribbledwriting)

    (via tea-books-and-blankets)

  • "Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."
  • hauntedmilk:

    i am so fucking sick of ur deep as fuck shit night vale ur fucking me up

    (Source: stephisanerd, via veralidaiine)

  • liltale-calo-a-lomino:

    Remus Lupin and marauders

    Based on the book “Harry Potter” (J.K.Rowling) 

    © Liltale calo a lomino | vk.com/lilta

    (via tilneyhale)

  • "So embarrassing when you stare into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you wave but the abyss was staring at the dude behind you."
  • awidesetvagina:

    this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

  • branaivanovic:

    Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

    -Harry Potter

    -Ron Weasley

    -Hermione Granger

    (via brolin-pendragonlord)